"Just seen Mauro Zarate arrive at Melwood to be greeted by Comolli and Kenny! These two are geniuses in the transfer market!"
"French paper La Voix du Nord say Lille will give Liverpool first refusal on Edin Hazard in 2012 as part of Joe Cole loan."
"Apparently James Milner has been allowed to leave the England squad, and has been spotted en route to Melwood training ground, possible?"
As mooted by Phil McNulty earlier, we can confirm that Liverpool's Joe Cole - who was thought to be on the verge of joining French side Lille - is now in talks with Aston Villa
"Park Chu Young is not the only player Lille have mispaced. Eden Hazard has filed a transfer request to force Arsenal move."
And this, people, is proper rumour material - Keisuke Honda, CSKA Moscow's Japan international playmaker, is trending on Twitter with speculation building he is on his way to... Arsenal. We'll keep you posted.
"The Honda puns have already starting flying around here! He's got a good engine, Arsenal's new driving force, I could go on!"